I ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT STAND ON BLOCKS WHEN YOURE MINING THEM
BUT YOUD STILL LOSE THE DIAMOND SO
;A;

minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places:

ihaveamicrophone:

The elusive Creeper Flower

“It’s called hibernation, Phil, though I should have guessed an ignoramus such as yourself wouldn’t know that.”
“I know what hibernation is, dipshit. I only asked what you were doing because I thought there might be a good reason you were buried in the ground like an idiot. Clearly I was wrong.”
“If you’re quite done with this childish name-calling, I’ll ask you to leave me to my long repose. Wake me up when it’s spring.”



typette:


Feb 25, 2012 - 197 notes
reblog: penur | origin: penur
tagged: #minecraft



IMPORTANT MESSAGE

ENTERING THE WORLD GENERATION SEED “tu madre” IN MINECRAFT 1.1 SPAWNS YOU IN A MUSHROOM BIOME

WITH A CAVE DIRECTLY UNDER YOUR FEET



MINECRAFT WORLDGEN ADVENTURES (for 1.1)

  • “mushroom”: a large hilly plains area. you spawn right between a lava pit and a bunch of chickens, and going past the closest large hill brings you to a cluster of pumpkins (10 of them)
  • “adachi”: snowy taiga biome. so many pigs and cows and trees!!!!!! you will never go hungry. and if you walk through the plains a bit you’ll find sheep as well
  • “gaylord”: plains area right next to a village! hella sheep and some cows and chickens within a few meters of your spawn. a nearby cave is so full of iron that you cant walk 100 meters without finding another vein.
  • “superfluous”: another snowy taiga. going due west takes you to some Seriously Intense Mountains. keep going and youll find a Seriously Huge Desert and a small village.
  • fuckworld”: spawns you right between a forest and a desert. the forest has a lava pit and a cave entrance with a lot of coal and iron northwest and southwest of spawn, with cows easily available as well; the desert has a long river with plenty of clay and an awesome floating island above it



dydney:

endymen uwu

sdgkljsklg babies

akisleepo:

“wait if an enderman pulled your dick would it be like a ken doll like would it be all flat and smooth or would it leave a big scar”

”   “

“what”

(Source: buttercrisis)


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